Friday, Fredag, Viernes, Sexta-Fiera, Petak, Venerdi, 金曜日

FRIDAY!!
The title of this post is the word Friday in English, Swedish/Norwegian, Spanish, Portuguese, Croatian, Italian and Japanese.

I have a bit of a wine hangover, so i'm sorry if this post is a bit random.

First up we have the launch of the Apple Ipad and the jokes that surround the name of the device

photo from Jezebel.com

Go to this link to read up on the best period related ipad jokes

Here are a few of my favorites: 

andBegorrah: If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up?

 

 morninggloria: Can I get a scented iPad for when my data feels not-so-fresh?

 

NellMood: iPads are for 8th graders. I'm waiting for the iTampon, because I prefer to do all my interneting from inside my vagina.

 

tremendousnews: So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.

 

Trish1981: iPad? Really? All I can say is, I'm sticking with Always, bitches.

 

 

Last but not least,  unhappyhipster.com  

This blog is hilarious! I thought I was the only one who would read Dwell and think...

"Man, these people who own bad ass houses look odd, weird and depressed."

You can come out when you can properly explain the differences between Modernist architecture and postmodern ornamentation. (unhappyhipster.com)

 

 
Enjoy and Happy Friday! 

 

Etsy Find

 

  Van Go print from Kate Gabrielle Etsy shop (click here) 

Mini Van, Mega Fun!

I absolutely love this print from Kate Gabrielle's Etsy shop. Anyone who knows me knows that I check out mini-vans left and right. The reason I check out mini's is mostly because my handsome El Pato Guapo drives one.  So, this etsy find is a cheer to all you ladies who check out mini-vans and love the men who drive them!!

Music Tuesday-- She & Him

You Really Got A Hold On Me

Sleep Talkin' Man

It's Saturday, I have done little to nothing all day long and loved it!
However, I couldn't wait till Monday to share this hilarious blog I found.
Get ready for quotes for days!!!

--I know when Pato talks in his sleep it usually makes me laugh. Most of the time he is telling me to help him with some construction project or he is singing some vulgar lines from some hip hop song.
So, when  I recently came upon this blog where this lady writes down what her husband says in his sleep.
I seriously could not stop laughing..
Here is a few of my favorites from the sleep talkin' man blog .

"I like the balloons. I want one. If I don't get one, I'm gonna squeeze one out right here, right now.... I warned you!"

[chuckling throughout] "I'm trying not to laugh. But your face! Your face! Oh, please look away. Please?"

"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."



"My badger's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"



"Monkey power! Straight from the jungle."



"If I wanted to see a long nose and a big ass, I'd look at a horse."



"I'm baking pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."



[hand tangled in my hair, massaging my scalp] "I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Your pubes! You got to shave."



"Little people are FUNNY... yes, yes, yes...."



"Hey I know you, but I don't like your face. Take it off... That's much better, much better."



"Robots making sweets? But they've got no taste buds! Metal smarties."



"Vegetarians will be the first to go. That's my plan. Vegans haven't got a hope. 'I eat air, I'm so healthy...' Bollocks!"


click here to read more of this hilarious blog..

It's days like this..

It's days like this... 

Make me wish I had boots like this...

Hunter wellies--amazon.com

Amore Friday

 As mushy as it sounds, I still wake up next to this man and get butterflies.

♫Amore♪

Have a great weekend everyone!!

What Is Life - George Harrison

Etsy Find

I found these amazing belt buckles from Flight Path Designs and had to share!

The flight bound leather belt buckle

Park your car leather belt buckle

Old School Camera belt buckle